Long time no see huh? Well, dat becuz me been hybernatin' Dat wut me do in da winter. Now it time fer me to come out o da cave an start barshin skullz again. Dat gonna start on dis very weekend! If da rain no come down on Sunday, den dere gonna be lots o dead pinkies at MORDOR'S BBQ!

Yerp! Dat gunna be sum gud stuff. Also, fer da local greenskins and wutnot. Sunday practice is back in swing. We gonna be dere promptly at 11:30 every sunday frum the 11th of April on out. So get yer swords repaired and come get some! Also, dere gonna be recruitment fer Da Orcs unit dis year and den soon after dere will come da tests! Watch this place fer weekly info on Da JhurGah battle practice!

Wanna go on a road trip with Koobok, WaSad, Crynolyn and me? We is gonna go to Yestarë V ! Lookit this to find out all sorts o stuff about that event. While we dere we gonna meet up wit da Orc's o' da wite skull! Soo Ma Tai, da Pong am frum me old tribe o' Da Severed Ear!

Elsewhere, me am havin muh 15th Daggoronnen in May this year! Be ready fer an Orc special treat. Dere gonna be da regular Orc events and two special new non-combat events. All with awards! Dere also gonna be Orcish Blak stew and elf guts fer eatin'! SO much am goin' on ME CANT STAND IT!!

Last ting, da new JhurGah lore and stories will be comin soon. Best o' da bunch will be da LEGEND OF GRIM FELLTOOTH! OOoooooHHH! Yooz freakin out already aren't yooz??!!

Da bad newz is dat Bishops Castle am out of da runnin fer first Mordor/Da JhurGah enter realm event. It turn out not ta be da kind o place dat would be gud fer dat kind o thing. Me still tink it a gud place ta visit if yooz in to da best stuff on erth. So, now it up in da air where we wanna do it. If yooz hab any gud ideas, just send me email and suggest yer little heart out. Now da gud newz. Da gud news is dat me am getting me armor put together fer spring. Yerp, dat right. Soong gonna be decked come da spring time. Oh, what dat? You say dat not so great of newz? You say yooz don't care if Soong get armor. You say yooz want some udder gud newz dat pertain ta yooz? Ok…

Well, how about dis? Soong announce da first ever peek at Orc life. Dis new section dat me gonna put up will gives yooz some hints into two aspects o' Da Jhurgah yooz never know about before. Me gonna write some stories and me gonna write about how da Orc in Da JhurGah not like other Orcs yooz be tinkin of. We not da Uruk- Hai! Not only dat, but me will give you some ideas about what RENOWN be. Just ta gets yooz thinking. Renown be titles dat yooz can earn in Da Jhurgah. Some realms have titles like Knight, Master Assassin, Tracker, whatever… Da JhurGah gonna have titles like WARMONGER, BUTCHER, SKULK, AUGUR and more. So, look back heres soon. Me gonna get a lot o dis stuff up soon. Maybe even yooz Orcs frum other realms wanna think about yer Renown!

Wut did me do ta make da orc web gods so mad at mez? Ugg! Well, I tink eberyting gunna be ok now. Look like da website am back up fer good dis time. So dat mean it update time! Tings hab been jumpin up and down round Da JhurGah camp. We had uh gud Halloween and me wanna gib good tank yooz to Wa'Sad and ta Chot Vat'h fer goin out un doin lots o drivin with mez. Den dere also tanks ta Crynolyn fer goin wit me to vist da great Orc goddess Oyghoul! Me always worried she gonna eats me but yooz help me not be afraid ta be eaten. Cause if she tried, me wuz gone throw YOU at her and runs away! HA! Good trick huh?!

Anyways, So! Winter am here an ebery one gets all scared of da cold and da snow. Me a sad sad orc. Me wonder wut happen ta eberyone. If yooz need some proddin ta get back on da field, den just read da post from last month! It make you mad! It make yooz wanna kill tings! Den yooz come back out! Den yooz bury Broozdah in da snow and laugh big Orc laugh!

HAR HAR HAR!

Also, dere am two secret project in da werks fer da spring. You figure it out!